Jokes

What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head?
Ed-Wood
What's a mouse's favourite game?
Hide and Squeak!
What do penguins wear at the ball?
Glass flippers!
What do you call a girl with a sheep on her head?
Baa-Baa-Ra!
What runs but never walks ?
Water!
What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ?
A pot-holer!


Why was the broom late?
It over swept!
Why did the man with a ponytail go to see his doctor ?
He was a little hoarse!
How do you make a milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
How do you make a coat last?
You make the trousers first!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!